A Worm Job is when a mostly likely unsual or odd male find a liveing Earth worn and for sexual perposes put the worm onto the head of his penis, and lets slide itself INSIDE the pee hole.
Guy: Hey did you hear what Johnny did at lunch today?!
Girl: No what?!?
Guy: He went to the sandbox and got a Worm job right infront of everybody!
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)