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Work shirt 

Any clothing that is dirty and you wear when working with anything that has grease. It is also any shirt that you have to wash many times to get it wearable.
Parent: "Are you washing your work shirt again?"

Kid: "Yes why?"
Parent: "Because the water and electricity bill shot up $500!"
Kid starts running.
Work shirt by Shockey August 28, 2015

work shirt drunk 

being intoxicated whilst one wears a shirt featuring their employer's logo.
Travis forgot his overnight bag at home. Looks like he's gettin' work shirt drunk!
work shirt drunk by Travisncs February 8, 2012

workshit 

A half sheet of paper that teachers give, with as much problems are a full sheet of paper, without room to show work, as opposed to full worksheets. This method is supposed to save paper, but workshits actually use up more paper.

normal worksheet - 1 piece of paper.
workshit - 1.5 pieces of paper. workshit + scratch paper that teachers make you use to show work.
Workshits: Destroying forests, half a sheet of paper at a time.

Pandu: i hate workshits. there's no room to show work. so i wiped my ass with it.

Churro: aye man, can i have a piece of paper? there's no room to show work on this workshit.
workshit by EpicYuki January 6, 2010

Workshit 

Workshit is shit they give you at school so you dont have free time at home also apparently it was supposed to help us but yea nooooo.
Damn it more of these workshit(s)
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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