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Work Drunk 

Doing too many tasks at once (at work) or in very close succession making one experience dizziness, tunnel vision, self murmuring, red-eyes, involuntary tearing of the eyes, and head-aches.
Causes of 'Work Drunk' includes but not limited to:
Pulling data
Running Data
Creating charts
Creating Weekly Reports
Tedious, repetitive, office work
Work Drunk by Howedo November 14, 2011

Work Drunk 

When you have so much work that you say stupid things to people, primarily on facebook.
Bro1: Hey bro, tell me a story.

Bro2: A story. wtf, why?

Bro1: shit, idk dude. I think i'm getting work drunk; I just have soo much to do.
Work Drunk by gotjen July 27, 2011

work shirt drunk 

being intoxicated whilst one wears a shirt featuring their employer's logo.
Travis forgot his overnight bag at home. Looks like he's gettin' work shirt drunk!
work shirt drunk by Travisncs February 8, 2012

Too Broke to Drink Too Drunk to Work 

A state of being when one is too hungover to go to work, but is too broke to have being able to afford alcohol in the first place.
1. Rob: Is Tom coming in today? He is 3 hours late.
James: No, he called in. He is hungover.
Rob: I thought he was broke
James: He is! Maybe he sold his plasma TV for a 5th.
Rob: Too Broke to Drink Too drunk to work! Damn.

2. Jerry: Hey Tom, wanna get crunk tonight?
Tom: Hell yeah! I'll go turn in my pop bottles and forget my electric bill until next week! I've been dying to burn those candles!
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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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