Wordnesia 

the act of not being able to remember a specific word for the context of which you are speaking. A form of amnesia.

While in the middle of speaking, the professor suffered a wordnesia attack; he was unable to recall the word he was about to use.

Wordnesia by Yuki Kabuki January 18, 2010

worknesia 

The ability or talent to completely forget about work related projects or topics overnight or weekends. This can also come in handy if an error is made at work.

I have complete worknesia after 5:00 on Friday.... Don't ask me anything work related. I have no idea what you're talking about.. Ask me on Monday.

worknesia by Insomniagirl June 25, 2016

wokenesia 

A disorder associated with wokeness. It is characterized by forgetting all relevant information to a topic because the headline du jour has ignited a wokespasm; and, other relevant facts are seemingly forgotten.

People who try too hard to demonstrate their wokeness often suffer from wokenesia because they hyper-focus on the latest outrage without looking at the big picture.

Early in the #metoo movement, a lot of people suffering from wokenesia pressured Al Franken to resign because the scale of Al's infringement was treated as if it were as severe as a rapists; even an accused rapist gets a fair trial that considers all of the facts and other contributions to society before weighing an appropriate punishment, if found guilty. Some might say Al was also suffering from wokenesia when he succumbed to the demands.

wokenesia by TheGaffGiraffe January 18, 2020

Wordlexia

A chronic condition in which seemingly random words replace the right ones in a sentence. A verbal typo.

"How was your soccer game?"-"I play volleyball"-"That's what I meant"-"You have wordlexia bad"

Wordlexia by alliecat17 May 31, 2011

wordness 

A statement encompassing the feeling of the term word, but with a greater degree of emotion. It is used when the the term word itself feels inadequate.

Person A: Why do Western men find themselves in places like Thai brothels or Parisian S&M clubs? Could it be that the modern, media-saturated society has desensitized us into not getting any enjoyment out of the most common of physical expressions? For those who enjoy delving into masochism, don't you think it signifies a sort of regression back to our primitive nature? If so, don't you think this is just a harbinger of further regressions in our daily lives?

Person B: Wordness.

wordness by dequinix August 2, 2006

Wordness to the Turdness 

A phrase when something is indescribable.

Key: "How was that delicious mayonnaise pie last night?"
Peele: "Wordness to the Turdness!"

Wordness to the Turdness by Pubeypie August 30, 2021

wordness 

cool way of saying word which also means ok or yes. this is copyright material protected by the Julia and Bart Co.

Is Bart better looking then Justin Timberlake? Wordness!

wordness by barUlia March 14, 2005