wordjack 

When a person takes a word or phrase from what you just said, and uses it in a completely unrelated, usually tedious and annoying context. "Wordjackers" think they are actually engaged in dialogue, when in fact their behavior demands immediate physical punishment.

Shawna: Did you see Christian Bale in The Machinist?
Trixie: No but my unemployed stepdad is a machinist!
Shawna: Don't wordjack me! (kicks Trixie in the face)

wordjack by cuttlefish_and_asparagus May 24, 2011

Wordjack 

To commandeer or seize control of a word; to assign a new meaning to an existing word.

Guy: Wait, what? Your name is Isis? Are you a terrorist?
Girl: Fuck you. Those arseholes wordjacked my name.

Wordjack by AAAardvark October 15, 2014

Microsoft Wordjacked 

A) When you have a Microsoft Word document you need to edit but only have access to OpenOffice or WordPad.

B) When you need to edit Microsoft Word 2007 documents but only have access to Word 2003 (and no way to download the stupid compatibility pack).

(Dude 1) Dude, how am I supposed to edit this, it's a file full of windings!

(Dude 2) Gotta love it. Microsoft Wordjacked.

Microsoft Wordjacked by arrggggg May 15, 2009

Workjacked

This occurs when you complete an assignment, project, or other accomplishment and a co-worker, supervisor, executive or other employee either
a. claims the credit for the work accomplished
b. discredits the work accomplished for no apparent reason
c. requests a lot of useless modifications or asks a lot of pointless questions to make the work seem inadequate

This situation is typically encountered when interacting with people who either do no or little work, have no accomplishments, and or are lacking in grey matter

Short: WJ

The boss just workjacked my entire presentation that I worked on for two weeks on how to improve customer satisfaction.

or

That dude just WJ'd your project...

Workjacked by Realworkterms November 1, 2012

wordjockey

A person who makes up words either intentionally or unintentionally as they are speaking.

President Bush was quite the wordjockey today in that speech today

wordjockey by word jockey October 12, 2010

wordmack 

to mack with someone verbally.

two people talking at a party all night, they're wordmacking

wordmack by ssdjfhjksgt4whrsiotwioert September 28, 2009