Police officer: What are you doing in the back of that car sonny?
You: Parking the pigskin bus in tuna town, sir.
You: Parking the pigskin bus in tuna town, sir.
by Aaaardvark November 27, 2006

One who beats his own gong
An onanist
Player in a one man band
One known to shake hands with the unemployed
Wanker
Tosser
One known to spank the monkey
An onanist
Player in a one man band
One known to shake hands with the unemployed
Wanker
Tosser
One known to spank the monkey
by Aaaardvark November 27, 2006

To have an out of stomach experience while placing ones head inside a toilet bowl. Anyone listening at the door might hear the name of Huey (or perhaps Ralph) being called upon repeatedly.
by Aaaardvark November 26, 2006

by Aaaardvark November 29, 2006

by Aaaardvark November 26, 2006

The post tense of having parked ones stomach contents somewhere. The term is most appropriate for sudden involuntary regurgitation where the parking site is particularly unfortunate, and causes distress for all concerned.
by Aaaardvark November 26, 2006

Guy: Wait, what? Your name is Isis? Are you a terrorist?
Girl: Fuck you. Those arseholes wordjacked my name.
Girl: Fuck you. Those arseholes wordjacked my name.
by AAAardvark October 15, 2014
