out of stomach experience

A regrettable experience, often late at night and/or the next morning, and possibly connected with indulging in a few liquid refreshments.

Sorry about the carpet, I just had an out of stomach experience. Guess it was something I ate.

by Aaaardvark November 26, 2006

Parking the pigskin bus in tuna town

A quaint euphemism for heterosexual sexual intercourse.

Police officer: What are you doing in the back of that car sonny?
You: Parking the pigskin bus in tuna town, sir.

by Aaaardvark November 27, 2006

gong-beater

One who beats his own gong
An onanist
Player in a one man band
One known to shake hands with the unemployed
Wanker
Tosser
One known to spank the monkey

You'll go blind, you filthy gong-beater!

by Aaaardvark November 27, 2006

freckler

Short for freckle puncher.

I reckon Elton John's a freckler.

by Aaaardvark November 27, 2006

roider

Steroid abuser. Muscle-bound freak. Roid junkie.

Look at that ugly meat head, must be a roider!
Oh, that's Arnie Szhwarzenegger.

by Aaaardvark November 27, 2006

Austrolygon

A literal or figurative visual representation of the shape of the Australian landmass with or without non-contiguous states or territories.

Kath: Soiriously, Kel. Why do most so many Austrolygons leave Tasmania out?

Kel: What's a Tasmania?

by AAAardvark March 12, 2021

throw your voice

To have an out of stomach experience, i.e. to vomit.

You don't look too well mate, hope you're not going to throw your voice.

by Aaaardvark November 26, 2006