"Word processed" refers to the act of creating, editing, formatting, and organizing text using a computer program designed for text manipulation, such as Microsoft Word, Google Docs, or other similar software.
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.