a word used to describe an unpleasent occurance; a way of telling someone off without using coarse language.
"That Woonis just cut me off, and I nearly spilled my latte!"

"Thanks Woonis!" is used as sarcasm when in mixed company.

Instead of "bummer" you could choose to say Woonis

If you are feeling crummy, you could be feeling woonis

A four year old could use this word instead of others they may have picked up...
by Koots Doodleranger November 27, 2009
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a person from woonsocket, rhode island who thinks they are so black/ghetto but are actually quite white.
Yo dawg, im from the streets! Pshhh that person is such a woony.
by The_Wanderer June 22, 2006
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When a Poonis and a Woonis love each other very much...
MOM WE DON'T NEED TO HAVE THIS TALK AGAIN! I KNOW WHAT A POONIS WOONIS IS!
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The boonie woonies is the area in a state that is completely uninhabited by any type of civilization whatsoever.
Jack: Dude I hope you stopped for gas, we are about to drive through the boonie woonies

James: No problem theres only 400 miles of Boonie Woonies in this state and I've got a hybrid

2 hours later

James: We're out of gas

Jack: WERE STUCK IN THE BOONIE WOONIES WITHOUT CELL COVERAGE!!! GREAT!
by Srapples October 4, 2013
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The name you give as your own when ordering chinese food to receive the unsolicited 20% "family discount".
Hello, I'd like too place an order for delivery please... Yes the name is Uni Wooni Wasabi... Wink wink
by lo mein lover January 13, 2011
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An ancient chant recited by the Woonis Clan at nightfall to butt rape the angry dumpling demons of the west (the Boolah) to keep them away so they can no longer steal their children’s pubes.
*Woonis child is being crotch shaved by Boolah demons*

Town Chiefs: “Poonis Woonis Eat Ass Cockoonis! Nigger spirits begone!”
by PoonisHead December 4, 2020
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