Wooly Booger

redneck

A person who is one evolutionary step lower than a redneck. Ex: A redneck throws his used couch in a roadside ditch. A wooly booger comes and picks it up.

by Chloe North September 28, 2008

Wooly Booger

A hillbilly step-mother's term for a curly overgrown hairy outside of a female's vaginal area.

Whal, you cain't wear that to the pool, everbody's gonna see yer wooly booger from a mile away.

by SA Step October 20, 2010

Wooly Booger

A girls private area/vagina ,can be used as a replacement word for vagina for children.

" Honey please dont play with your wooly booger!"

by Brianam February 06, 2008

Wooly booger

A man’s dangalang.

I don’t think Stephen Colbert wears underwear. Every time he stands up I can see his wooly booger.

by Copacabana October 23, 2020

wooly booger

The little balls that form on your sheets and clothes after too much use.

I need new sheets, these old ones have wooly boogers all over them

by inahotel March 18, 2010

wooly booger

an amalgamation of feces and toilet paper that clings to anal hairs after wiping. . .also know as a 'dingleberry'

I need to wipe better. . .I found five wooly boogers in the shower this morning.

by John Schiro December 14, 2008

Intown Wooly-booger

A young yuppie male who sports a full beard, ungroomed bushy hair, carries a backpack, wears hiking apparel, and many long scarves...even in the summer. You will find this male breed deep in the heart of major cities, drinking starbucks and texting on iphones.

Dude 1: Hey, gimme a dollar so I can give it to that homeless guy....

Dude 2: Screw you, he ain't homeless, he's just an intown wooly-booger wearing LL Bean...

by DLJackson January 10, 2009