Wookery

The act of wooking.

Dude #1: Man! That dreadlocked smelly guy and his malnourished dog just walked into my tent, stole my food, my weed, my beer and seems to have shat along the interior of my tent!!! I caught him in the act and he just said 'Give me some more nugs, brah..'
Dude #2: You're a victim of wookery, my friend

by Llama422 January 14, 2010

Wookey Hole

Wookey hole definitely only means female genitalia.

The cave park by that name is just the owners having a dirty joke at the expense of the general public who have to hear young children and parents saying that phrase outright and inappropriately in public.

Another miss used word is 'pussy'. I feel so uncomfortable hearing my mother constantly telling my cat that he is a ''naughty pussy''.

''I sexed my girlfriend in her big, hairy wookey hole''

Father : My wife is going to show the kids around the wookey hole this weekend.
Father's mate: What the cave park?
Father : No, her pussy
Father mate: Oh! ... can I bring my kids too
Father : Sure

''Apparently it is cheaper buying tickets to go inside a wookey hole if you buy them off street rather than through an agency''

by dr6785 April 10, 2012

Chuck Woolery

A sexual act requiring the insertion of both the index finger and middle finger into the vagina, while inserting the pinkie and ring finger into the anus. In some circles this has been more commonly known as "The Spocker". The moniker used here relates to the catch phrase "We'll be back in two and two". As you are giving the willing recipient "Two and Two".

As commonly used "I've been known to Chuck Woolery a lady every now and again" or "This one girl had been shockered before, so I decided to introduce her to my man Chuck Woolery".

"On my dating game, I pull the Old Chuck Woolery, and I'm guaranteed a second date"

by TheycallmeCoxie December 1, 2009

Performative wokery

The act of claiming offence on behalf of a third party, without any discrimination for context, intent or reasoning. Used affirmatively by young or naive social warriors, who believe any loud noise they make brings attention that helps their cause. Used disparagingly by experienced social warriors with experience actually inciting change, who know that shouting at strangers mostly undermines the cause's legitimacy and attracts the wrong sort of attention.

Have you seen Jack's twitter where he picks fights with celebrities? I know he's trying to be on our side but his performative wokery is starting to put everything we stand for at risk.

by User1040goodbuddy December 22, 2019

Woolery left Wheel

A phrase that started out on alt.tv.game-shows in the days when the group wasn't troll infested. Used as a retort towards people who are telling other members old news that they already knew.

Poster 1: Did you know, Regis hosts Millionaire?
Poster 2: Well duh! Woolery left Wheel!

by John 2006 July 24, 2008

Wookey hole

Another name for vagina, also a series of caves in South West England.

Nick: why did you break up with Mal?
Stella: because he stuck his cock in Haz's wookey hole
Nick: I see. I guess that's why she's called Haz - because everyone has.

by RandyRhoads84 December 22, 2020

ONE WAY WOODERY

One who orders food with out asking his partners if they need anything.

Boy is he a one way woodery. I want some coco's too.

by CMHMA1 January 11, 2008