Woofder 

A woofder is a argument ender. Studies show that everyone who has Been called a woofder turns depressed listens to AC/DC tans 3/4 monster energy (varies on shoe size) turns to volume 15 and leathers every wall possible with there hade then picks up a razor plate and preforms Vincent Van Gogh art work on there body’s

(Heated argument)

Brandon your a bald dafty

Aye and your a woofder

(Brandon is now dyed his hair black got more eyebrow piercings and has more cuts than 2 to 1 Charlie) absolute woofder

Woofder by spontexc March 12, 2021

Woofer 

A big ol doggo.

What the fuck is woofer?

A big ol doggo.

Woofer by Bonanebade September 11, 2016

wooder ice 

philly way to say water ice

"you get your free ritas yesterday? Damn that wooder ice was good!"

wooder ice by j May 28, 2004

wooder 

The philadelphian's pronounciation of the word water

Mom, can I have some wooder?

wooder by Tobi D March 10, 2004

Wooly woofter 

it is rhyming slang for poofter which is slang for a homosexual man

Look at that wooly woofter outside the BEAT what a nancy.

Wooly woofter by Sparst May 13, 2005

Woofer Therapy

The process of playing with or petting a dog when you feel bad or depressed, and you feel better almost instantaneously

I'm having a bad day. I need some woofer therapy to get through

Woofer Therapy by 77senor77siete77 May 15, 2021

woofermeat 

Woofermeat is meat that can be used to feed your woofer. i.e. Songs that have heavy bass lines that can be used to make both you and your sub-woofer feel happy and satisfied.

Woofermeat is woofermeat, if they make more of it, i'll feed my woofer.

woofermeat by RasTaFaRi-EvrLivin-EvrFaithfu July 27, 2011