Occurs when your animal urinates or defecates an extreme amount on your couch cushions that they acquire the feeling of a "wooden sofa" and are gross.
Man 1- "Hey dude, lemme' sleep on that couch for the night
Man 2- "No don't do that, it's a wooden sofa"
Man 1- "Faggot dogs"
Man 2- "No don't do that, it's a wooden sofa"
Man 1- "Faggot dogs"
by Bulbasour July 28, 2010