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Wood shop 

A class of sorts in high school. It is essentially a tech-ed type class in which you get to make projects out of wood. Typically a complete anarchy, and a source of injuries. Also, a rather suggestive term due to the fact that naughty things happen when you're around hard wood all day.
"This one time, in wood shop..."
Wood shop by Bob_Lenz April 8, 2008
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Wood shop 

When you talk about hot girls in wood shop... they don't call it WOOD shop for nothing.
"Man I love Wood Shop"
Wood shop by chris122790 May 21, 2007

Wood Shop 

A place where constant dick jokes are made, and where penises will be drawn over everything.
I have such hard WOOD in WOOD shop!

Wood Shop Cubby Baby 

When somebody is forced into a cubby in a wood shop class. (It can be any class, but usually a wood shop has cubbies for storage space.) The person is locked in, and people block the door. The person either has to get a friend to escape, or he can break free. If he cannot escape, then he might be let out. Upon release, the captors sing "Wood Shop Cubby Baby" to the tune of Family Guy's "Prom Night Dumpster Baby".
Tommy got so pissed when we made him Wood Shop Cubby Baby.

wood shopiery 

(n.) The type of person who makes fantabulous wood items
That wood shopiery guy is very fabulous
Fingering a girl only to realize she was on her period and now you've got bloody fingers.
Guy 1 : bro dont talk to so and so she just woodshoped me
Guy 2 : What a bitch she should have her house burned down
Woodshop by Brohatmas Gandhi January 3, 2011
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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Purple Patch 

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Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

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