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Wonked Out 

Being extremely tired on not present in your mindset from anything, including but not limited to drugs & alcohol. When someone is wonked out, they resemble the mentality of a sterotypical zombie, with no cognative ability. When they are wonked out, they will not being able to think or practice reason, and are unlikely to remember any details of this experience later.

Likely to have stemmed from the expression zonked out, but has particular circumstances to help better describe these moments when they occur.

This can also include people who have passed out or are not awake if they got to this state from previous actions resulting in being wonked out prior to their sudden slumber.
I once worked 75 hours in a week on very little sleep, and was so wonked out by the final day I now need to work 75 more to make up for all my actions.

Jimmy finished his weekend alcohol supply by early saturday morning and was so wonked out we had to get him back to his home.
Wonked Out by -Zoso- October 10, 2008
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Wanked Out 

"I was at it for a solid 30 minutes, now I'm all Wanked Out!"
Wanked Out by Manx bloke November 5, 2006

Winked out 

I winked out with wifey last night instead of helping you rob that burger joint.
Winked out by SteveTheHun October 9, 2020

Have it all worked out 

To gain significant advantage or make one's way through the world by exploiting social dynamics, state institutions and weaponising the law (usually to the detriment of moral but naive others).
Cindy: "I'm so over my farting, snoring husband, but I need him. How about you?"
Jelissa: "Well I have no problems. I lined up a guy via Internet dating from the other side of the world, he knocked me up so I could have my baby and he's out of sight, out of mind. He pays me child support off the record out of guilt, and I get special single mother benefits. Then I married Enrique, but divorced him after four years for a payout and alimony. These days I just do what I want!"
Cindy: "Wow, you have it all worked out, don't you?"

You worked it out 

Doing what you do best. To reach the best you have to offer. Someone who realizes the full potential of their niche.
When you take a task, or competition, and do what you need to do to complete it or win.
Randy Jackson: Dog you worked it out tonight man!!
Contestant: YAY!!!!!
You worked it out by corbinp90 April 16, 2009
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