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Womenfolk 

(plural) Attractive girls whom one does, or intends to, pork or otherwise pursue a romantic relationship. As opposed to females with whom a male does not intend to have physical relations (girl friend).
Man: "I'm bored. Wanna see a movie?"

Unattractive female friend: "How about Sex and the City 2?"

Man: "No can do. I want to see it with one of my womenfolk. It's a guaranteed win."
Womenfolk by Chancha July 29, 2010
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A person who thinks they've figured out the secrets of the world and/or the government. Usually hasn't accomplished much in life and tries to appoint themselves as the intellectual authority whenever they find themselves in any serious debate - especially those involving morals or the government.
Friend 1 -"Did you see that Justin kid posting all that stuff about chemtrails and how accomplished people are just successfully brainwashed government drones the other night?"

Friend 2 -"Yeah he's one of those wokefolk, I keep him on my friends list for laughs but sometimes it's just sad."
Wokefolk by DystruktoBoi1 January 14, 2019
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A person or persons who is easily offended
Wokefolk,When a person is quick to comment on a post on social media and is easily offended

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026