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women and children 

Chicken and eggs of any preparation, but most commonly the health-nut favorite, chicken and egg whites.
Waitress - "You ready to order?"

Customer - "Yes please, I'll have the women and children, whites only, wheat toast no butter, a side of fruit and an O.J. Oh, and can you please bring some salsa with that too?"

Waitress - "Comin right up honey."
women and children by Ruhbee! February 2, 2008
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women and children 

Civilians (because every adult man is in the military or a degenerate)

Women and children 

You see how they invoke women and children as though it means something? As though women and children being proximal justifies strangling a guy for 15 minutes. Funny how that doesn't work for the Palestinians.
Hym "You see what they are doing, right? They invoke women and children to justify doing whatever they want. It's no different than invoking God. It's taking the lords name in vain. What they want... Is to set a precedent that states you have to quietly tolerate whatever is happening to you (up to and including homelessness and perpetual hunger) and if you get loud about it... They get to murder you. Was Jordan Neely REALLY 'harassing kids and women' or were women and children just, you know, proximal? And it's funny that women and children being proximal to where a guy they want to kill might theoretically be doesn't stop them from bombing a target. See, they don't actually care about women and children. They only care (to whatever extent they DO actually care) about using them as a tool to push whatever narrative they are trying to push at the level of the individual. In other words it's a 'If a hobo being loud about a grievance I don't care about near MY woman or MY kid I would fuck em up!' fantasy. It's just conservatives trying to have a 'don't mess with my kids' moment. That's all that is. That's all what is happening to me is. And if I'm not going to see a dime of that money than I will show you the difference between fantasy and reality. Because at the end of the day, I agree with the conservative propagandists. I should be allowed to kill the people doing this. But, it's against the rules. So, no. Daniel Penny goes to jail. Murder 3- Wait! Yep. Murder 3."
Women and children by Hym Iam November 22, 2024

Women and Children 

THAT is the REAL reason the liberals care about the genocide in Gaza.
Hym "They don't actually give a fuck about the Palestinians but the idea that the women and children AREN'T ACTUALLY OFF-LIMITS is what they are concerned about. And I shouldn't say liberals because it's the same exact thing with the conservatives. They are trying to maintain women and children being off-limits as a principle which is NOT care for other people. And the ones who are FOR the genocide assume that the conflict will stay asymmetrical."
Women and Children by Hym Iam February 27, 2025

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026