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Woman time 

20 mins in man time is approximately 1:25 hours in woman time. This definition is applicable when a woman (whether it be your mother, wife, girlfriend, female adequatence) claims she will be going somewhere (usually the store JUST to grab milk or to the pharmacy JUST to grab one thing) is gone for much longer than they told you. Woman think men do this but in reality it is them who do this. Usually their excuse is they "ran into someone" that they haven't seen in ages or that their was some deal at target or old navy, usually some shit like that.
Mom: Ill be gone for like 10 mins don't call me
*1:15 hour later*
Kid: Mom where you?!
*thinks* God damn woman time.
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Woman Time 

Woman Time is when you either talk to woman for a certain period of time or do the devils tango. Also Woman Time is when your getting your social credit from spending or giving time with woman.
Ight boys ima go now, time to do some Woman Time
Woman Time by yourlostfather January 20, 2022

All the women are orgasming at the same time

Says Sad Dad...
Hym "All the women are orgasming at the same time? I mean, I meant it as a joke initially. I didn't actually expect it to happen... But if I can do THAT.... Than what's to stop me from making you suck on the barrel of a gun? Or walk off the roof of the white house..."

womantimidation 

The act of intimidating a man by a dominate woman (or a series of women)
Amy and Andrea crush Dan's hopes and dreams in a classic display of womantimidation.
womantimidation by Snyder626 June 24, 2017
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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