Woman time

20 mins in man time is approximately 1:25 hours in woman time. This definition is applicable when a woman (whether it be your mother, wife, girlfriend, female adequatence) claims she will be going somewhere (usually the store JUST to grab milk or to the pharmacy JUST to grab one thing) is gone for much longer than they told you. Woman think men do this but in reality it is them who do this. Usually their excuse is they "ran into someone" that they haven't seen in ages or that their was some deal at target or old navy, usually some shit like that.

Mom: Ill be gone for like 10 mins don't call me
*1:15 hour later*
Kid: Mom where you?!
*thinks* God damn woman time.

by CTU_FieldAgent200 May 16, 2010

Woman Time

Woman Time is when you either talk to woman for a certain period of time or do the devils tango. Also Woman Time is when your getting your social credit from spending or giving time with woman.

Ight boys ima go now, time to do some Woman Time

by yourlostfather January 20, 2022

All the women are orgasming at the same time

Says Sad Dad...

Hym "All the women are orgasming at the same time? I mean, I meant it as a joke initially. I didn't actually expect it to happen... But if I can do THAT.... Than what's to stop me from making you suck on the barrel of a gun? Or walk off the roof of the white house..."

by Hym Iam August 7, 2025

womantimidation

The act of intimidating a man by a dominate woman (or a series of women)

Amy and Andrea crush Dan's hopes and dreams in a classic display of womantimidation.

by Snyder626 June 24, 2017