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wooly gagger

very large and wide penis
yo cooper you see that girl I'd give her my wooly gagger
wooly gagger by D Dawg September 19, 2005

wollygaggled 

Adj.
1. Irregular, out of place, or otherwise abnormal
2. A state of confusion caused by something strange or abnormal

v.
3. To cause something to seem mixed up, distorted, or out of the ordinary
4. To confuse or puzzle
1. The lopsided chair is a bit wollygaggled.

2. The boy seemed wollygaggled when he realized he was in the girl's bathroom.

3a. If you move the couch there, you'll wollygaggle the whole layout of the room.
3b. Don't mess with that antenna, it wollygaggles the screen.

4. Picasso's paintings have always been wollygaggling to me!
wollygaggled by W. Mason August 17, 2006

gagging Willy Nelson 

Female masturbation using the fingers only; the pubic hair, of course, represents Willy's beard, and the vagina, Willy's mouth.
I caught my mother gagging Willy Nelson in her room last weekend.

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026