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1) The act of refusing to order Chinese food, and instead making it yourself.

2) The act of eating the leftover oriental takeout of a coworker, roommate or family member.

* This also applies to people sitting next to you at Benihana
"Dude, i was at Benihana, for my girlfriends birthday, and the guy sitting next to me started eating my shrimp!"

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Wok Block 

When a co-worker goes to get Chinese food at lunch and doesn't ask anyone if they want any.
Johnny wok blocked and snuck out to get fried rice without letting us put an order in.
Wok Block by SDNX July 22, 2009
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Wok Block 

A friend who prevents you from getting any type of Asian cuisine.
Ethan: "Hey, you wanna hit up Sake Cafe for some sushi later?"
Christina: "Sorry, I don't like sushi."
Ethan: "Ugh, you are such a Wok Block"
Wok Block by sushiman5397 September 10, 2009

Wok Block 

When you take actions to prevent someone from enjoying the many pleasures of a Chinese Buffet.
We couldn't go to the Chinese Buffet for lunch because Steve is against buffets. He's such a wok block.
Wok Block by Katax July 21, 2016

wokblocked 

Similar to cock blocked, being wokblocked is when you stay up to late playing Call of Duty(CoD) or a similar game and the Asians, notoriously great video game players, half way around the word wake up to destroy your kill/death ratio.
Tom: "Oh, dude you just got totally wokblocked"
Jack: "Yea man, I think it's time to go to bed."
wokblocked by Thewirechecker August 24, 2010

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026