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To cock slap a person while said person is on the ground.

It's derived from a kid from California who was kicked out of high school for sexual harassment. His last name was Wong. He was kicked out for sexually harassing girls.

One day during P.E. one kid was running and tripped. He fell to the ground. Wong came up to him, pulled out his cock, and cock slapped him. So "to wong someone" means to cock slap a person while that person is on the ground.
James ran and slipped, so Kenny took advantage of the situation and started wonging him. James was scarred for life, Kenny got suspended.
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Where's Conrad?"He went wonging!!"
wonging by radicalC April 6, 2011

Wopnin'? 

A way of saying "What's happening," as in "how are you doing?" in Bahariterra Kréyòl.
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Hey, Jim! Wopnin'?
Wopnin' by Palm Lover February 13, 2022

faye wonging 

when you dance around the room in a dreamy trance like Faye Wong did in Chungking Express (1994)
Boy: Where were you? I thought you were ready 5 minutes ago?
Girl: Sorry, California Dreamin’ came on and I started Faye Wonging.
faye wonging by pixiepix March 18, 2021
When a person does not run, they have a pace in between a run and walk. This resulting in WOGGING.
I do not run, I do not walk, I do go wogging everyday.
wogging by WoggingGirl November 26, 2013