Wobbufet

1. The blue pokemon that does absolutely nothing.
2. The Pokemon with the coolest name ever.
3. A rectal disease where the asshole turns blue and makes it harder for your big black prison boyfriend to rape you in the shower.

1. Wobbufet just sat there and took a beating like a punching bag.
2. That guys Wobbufet is getting worse everytime Rayshaun rapes him in the shower.

Wobbufet by Niggerfaggot Pineapple June 20, 2011

wobbuffet 

Perhaps the funniest Pokemon of the anime, always randomly popping out of nowhere, even when Team Rocket finish their motto. Jessie somehow accidentally had her Lickitung traded for it.

Team Rocket's blasting off again! Wobbuffet!

wobbuffet by The One and Only Leprechaun September 7, 2008

wobbuffet 

Wobbuffet is a blue blobby psychic amorphous Poke'mon owned by Rocket-Dan member Musashi; who acquired it accidentally after bumping into a kid who owned it; she picked the wrong pokeball and he took hers. (why the hell don't they put names on their pokeballs).
Wobbuffet are strong but not very talented, only can learn Counter, Mirror coat, destiny bond, and safeguard. They evolve from Wynaut at level 15.

"Wobbuffet, counter attack!"
Wobuffet: "Wooooooobuffettt!"

wobbuffet by Wobbuffet Breeder June 22, 2003

wobbuffet 

1. n. "wOb-uh-fhet" sing. & pl.: A hairless, blue pokemon found in the wild. Has two long bendable arms that hang and protrude from the sides of his head and a black tail with two eyes. Normally, wobbuffet retreats in dark areas to keep its' tail hidden from illumination derived from a source of light.

2. n. singular: A blue blobby pokemon who strives to appease its' owner by acts of selflessness yet always results in an unintended fiasco.

"Wobbuffet, you lost the badges!?!? You were supposed to guard them not pick friggin' cherries!"

wobbuffet by nitrohelix1985 August 9, 2003

wobbuffet 

The best pokeman

wobbuffet by Aa April 3, 2003

Wobbuffet 

Something you call someone to insult them but not hurt their feelings.

Hey you, Wobbuffet! You're so silly I can't stand you! But I don't like to use the really bad insults I otherwise find here on the Urban Dictionary!

Wobbuffet by TrollMaster666 September 28, 2021

wobbuffet 

The most amazing pokemon ever, also can mean sick as in cool. An idiot sevant

That kid is wobbuffet, did you see what he just did?

wobbuffet by Mausolff May 26, 2008