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Wobbufet

1. The blue pokemon that does absolutely nothing.
2. The Pokemon with the coolest name ever.
3. A rectal disease where the asshole turns blue and makes it harder for your big black prison boyfriend to rape you in the shower.
1. Wobbufet just sat there and took a beating like a punching bag.
2. That guys Wobbufet is getting worse everytime Rayshaun rapes him in the shower.
by Niggerfaggot Pineapple June 20, 2011
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Perhaps the funniest Pokemon of the anime, always randomly popping out of nowhere, even when Team Rocket finish their motto. Jessie somehow accidentally had her Lickitung traded for it.
Team Rocket's blasting off again! Wobbuffet!
by The One and Only Leprechaun September 7, 2008
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Wobbuffet is a blue blobby psychic amorphous Poke'mon owned by Rocket-Dan member Musashi; who acquired it accidentally after bumping into a kid who owned it; she picked the wrong pokeball and he took hers. (why the hell don't they put names on their pokeballs).
Wobbuffet are strong but not very talented, only can learn Counter, Mirror coat, destiny bond, and safeguard. They evolve from Wynaut at level 15.
"Wobbuffet, counter attack!"
Wobuffet: "Wooooooobuffettt!"
by Wobbuffet Breeder June 22, 2003
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1. n. "wOb-uh-fhet" sing. & pl.: A hairless, blue pokemon found in the wild. Has two long bendable arms that hang and protrude from the sides of his head and a black tail with two eyes. Normally, wobbuffet retreats in dark areas to keep its' tail hidden from illumination derived from a source of light.

2. n. singular: A blue blobby pokemon who strives to appease its' owner by acts of selflessness yet always results in an unintended fiasco.
"Wobbuffet, you lost the badges!?!? You were supposed to guard them not pick friggin' cherries!"
by nitrohelix1985 August 9, 2003
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by Aa April 3, 2003
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Something you call someone to insult them but not hurt their feelings.
Hey you, Wobbuffet! You're so silly I can't stand you! But I don't like to use the really bad insults I otherwise find here on the Urban Dictionary!
by TrollMaster666 September 28, 2021
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The most amazing pokemon ever, also can mean sick as in cool. An idiot sevant
That kid is wobbuffet, did you see what he just did?
by Mausolff May 26, 2008
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