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wobblegob 

Someone who will use 103 words when 3 will do.
That guy is right wobblegob he's got verbal diarrhoea!
wobblegob by SethMan September 16, 2008

wobbledogs 

One of the best game out there the dogs do extreme wobbles
Person a: hey have you seen wobbledogs?
Person b: no? Why
Person a: *shows the amazing wobbling dogs that are also monstrosities*
Person b: Jesus fuck that’s amazing

Wobbleology 

The scientific study of the movement of breasts.
I really wish I could study wobbleology at my college, that would be really interesting.
Wobbleology by KingOfParsnips September 9, 2016

wobbleknockers 

extra large breasts, especially ones that are hanging.
Woah, that girl needs to wear a better bra, her wobbleknockers are swinging!
wobbleknockers by Almalphia September 27, 2010

wobbleknocker alarm clock 

The act of a woman waking someone up by hanging her large pendulous breasts over their face and swinging them back and forth across their face to wake them up.
I was sleeping and my wife gave me the wobbleknocker alarm clock this morning...I knew it was gonna be a great day!
A Wobbleton is a word used to describe an individual that has characteristics consistent with being a Wobbleton, that being wobbly behaviour.

This can be a result of substance abuse but in most cases this is a reflection of who the individual is as a person and they never change.

Some wobbly symptoms can be: Lying, being tight with money, being lazy, ruining atmosphere or only thinking about ones self.
This term originated in the English county of "Essex", but can be applied to people worldwide, and if you or someone you know has some of these symptoms, you may just be wobblier than a Jelly!
That Nico is a right Wobbleton

"Wobbly" verb used for describing a Wobbleton:
Michael seems rather Wobbly this evening

"Wobble" shorter abbreviation of Wobbleton:
Egh, that Jason was a right Wobble last night.
Wobbleton by KanveyNipper August 24, 2021