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wizardchan 

A growing imageboard site revolving around depression, virginity, and the reclusive NEET lifestyle. The site bans discussions of romantic relationships or social activities. The site is also home to a fair number of weebs, loli-fans, and imageboard veterans. This is likely due to the large amount of crossover between these things and 20-something year old virgins. Currently their most popular board is /v9k/ which is dedicated to all things depression and >tfwnogf. Their other boards include /wiz/, /hob/, /meta/, and /b/.

It is currently the most popular imageboard using the Tinyboard configuration with over 100 unique posters a day.
Wizardchan has the most (NEET) users on the net. I wonder if their mana will protect their virginity?
wizardchan by TakkunsAbusiveUncle October 5, 2013
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Wizardchan 

A infamous imageboard that is well known for raiding Twitch streamers, specifically Jackbox, skribbl.io and other streams, including those with open voice chat where anyone can join. They collaborate with Encyclopedia Dramatica and Crystal Cafe.
(Take this chat of a stream: "Playing jackbox with viewers!" by "Hilarymoon92", a transgender person. This is ONLY for educational purposes.)
Normal chatter: How do I join?
Raider #1: TOTAL TRANNY DEATH
Raider #2: HEY HILARYMOON92! You are living at (insert address here), (real name). We're going to send the pizza for the lulz! Don't EVER be a tranny.
Raider #1: LULZ!!! READ THIS ARTICLE ABOUT YOU! (Insert link to the Encyclopedia Dramatica article about hilarymoon92)
Normal chatter: wtf?
Raider #2: >wtf YOU'RE A TRANNY! DOX HIM WIZARDS!
Snitch: Hey, I know who's raiding you, it's wizardchan.
Raider #1: Well let's go. Our work is done since there's a snitch.
Raider #2: It's over.. :(
Normal chatter: omg thank you (username of the snitch)!
Snitch: You're welcome. Seems like they are raiding another streamer, I'll snitch on them.
Wizardchan by Brad Marge May 23, 2024

wizardian 

A wizard that happens to be a guardian for something
He's a wizardian!
wizardian by Wizardian January 29, 2017

Wizardschaften

When you get schafted by a Wizard in a bad situation.

Could also be used to describe a Wizards shaft.
Liam - I'm going to get Wizardschafted!!
Robbie - OH FUCK I'VE BEEN WIZARDSCHAFTED RIGHT UP THE RECTUM.
The wizard used his Wizardschaften.
Wizardschaften by Lillysillyxx June 29, 2024
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The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
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Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
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This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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