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Witch spit 

Witch spit is a highly modified saliva containing toxins that facilitate the immobilization and breakdown of everything, including concrete. Powerful witches able to spit their venom over 3m. These witches almost always have blond hair and their names start with the letters A, L and E.
Witch spit has been used by the military in chemical warfare.
Did you see that, those flowers in the supermarket must have been wilted by witch spit
Witch spit by Joog130380 May 27, 2020
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Spit witch 

A term used by racist dickless wonders to try and degrade women who are vastly more intelligent than they are.
Amanda is such a spit witch that she's not even a Christian
Spit witch by JD NEGAN August 25, 2017

handy with spit 

A hand job with spit.
ez tootz your guna rip my wang off put some spit on it or something.

OooYYYaaa handy with spit
handy with spit by Mr.j131 November 10, 2010

spit out with your tit out 

After a person has completed the process of consuming said jizz, they proceed to spit out said jizz while their breast are dangling freely.
My place or yours? Cuz tonight you're gonna spit out with your tit out!!!

With a bit of spit it, everything will fit 

The age-old secret of using a little saliva as a makeshift lubricant, turning the impossible into the possible.

It winks at the art of navigating tight squeezes and snug fits, whether in life’s little physical challenges or its more intimate encounters.

- Amazed that this phrase hadn’t been recorded yet, I felt compelled to share this ancient wisdom with the world. I could even win us the war agains the aliens oneway (along duct-tape, WD40 and tyraps).
“When the key wouldn’t turn in the lock, she leaned in close and whispered, ‘Remember, with a bit of spit it, everything will fit.’ And just like that, the door swung open as if it had been waiting for her touch.”

spitty with the boys

let's get a chick around and chuck her on a spitty with the boys

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026