Wisconsin Driver
A person from the state of Wisconsin that decides to get behind a motor vehicle and practice the ways of Cheeseland:
-slow driving (often times in the left lane)
-changing lanes in front of a faster driver from Illinois or Minnesota just to piss them off
-drawing "HONK IF DA BEARS SUCK" on their car with crayon and expecting not to get the finger for it.
-complaining about all the out-of-staters that are coming to Wisconsin for the weekend when those "FIBs" are their main revenue source
-slow driving (often times in the left lane)
-changing lanes in front of a faster driver from Illinois or Minnesota just to piss them off
-drawing "HONK IF DA BEARS SUCK" on their car with crayon and expecting not to get the finger for it.
-complaining about all the out-of-staters that are coming to Wisconsin for the weekend when those "FIBs" are their main revenue source
Isn't 50 on the expressway acceptable? Why shouldn't I continue to drive in the left lane despite already getting flipped off 5 times? After all I am a Wisconsin driver!
Wisconsin Driver by Angry Chicagoan April 9, 2011
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