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Wisconsin Blow Dryer 

The act of cumming on anothers face, then proceding to dry the cum with your farts.
Damn I was so gassy that I just HAD to give dat bitch a Wisconsin Blow Dryer!

Wisconsin blow dryer 

That one sexual act your classmate keeps saying he did to girls. A.K.A. ejaculating on someone’s face and drying it with a fart
guy 1:yo I just gave a girl a Wisconsin blow dryer
guy 2:what’s that?
guy 1:search it up on your school computer 😈

Wisconsin Blow Dryer

A type of sex in which involves the male to cum on the female’s face and proceed to dry the sperm with the male’s farts.
“Is it weird if I do the Wisconsin Blow Dryer to a man?”

“How the hell would it not be?”

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026