Wisco Hot 

A girl is "Wisco Hot" if she appears to be attractive as a single young female, but it is painfully obvious that due to her personality, genes, and place of residence, she will become incredibly unattractive shortly after getting married. Having children with her spouse will accelerate this process. This term is frequently shortened to just "Wisco," but someone who is Wisco can have any physical appearance. Someone who appears Wisco Hot is currently desirable, but will not be in the future. A thick Wisconsin accent is usually the best giveaway that an attractive girl is Wisco Hot, but her clothing and makeup choices, along with a face that looks just a couple of years too old, an unambitious personality and no strong desire to leave Wisconsin are also very strong indicators.

This term can possibly apply to women from other parts of the upper midwest as well, but it is most prevalent in Wisconsin.

Guy 1: Hey man, you see that 8 at the end of the bar with the slutty dress and big tits?
Guy 2: Don't even bother talking to her unless you just want a quick lay and you're not going to call her again, she's not worth it.
Guy 1: What? Why?
Guy 2: She's hot now, but you can tell she's starting to get a little fat and her makeup is covering up the fact that she already kind of looks 28. That chick is totally Wisco Hot.

Wisco Hot by Disappointed Badger June 21, 2010

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016