Winternet

The reduced speed of your broadband due to the adverse effect of winter weather on overground phone lines

I am not enjoying the speed of my winternet today

by delaclo January 26, 2011

winternet

Internet use that takes place during winter, or winter-related Internet activities.

"Oh, lol, I'll check the winternet to see if today's a snow day."

by poofie March 21, 2005

WINternet

A mythical land and/or type of credibility that nerds, trolls and forty year old virgins hope to achieve by winning pointless arguments on discussion boards, chats, threads, or forums.

"Yo, why won't you give up arguing your shitty point with no factual evidence on my status?"

"I'm trying to reach the winternet, bro"

by em=me April 24, 2017

winternet

An alternative to the term, internet. Combining both the terms WEB and INTERNET into one.

I'm going to get online, and check my email on the winternet.

by Henry Aird February 06, 2005