Verb, Noun: To Winkis is to make a rash decision in fantasy sports such as accepting a poor trade. Someone who often pulls a winkis will generally beg the other members of the league to veto their trade in hope of making up for their mistake.
"You drafted Peyton Manning in the first round!? Classic Winkis move bro"
"You sit when you pee bro? Your such a winkis"
"You sit when you pee bro? Your such a winkis"
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Get the wineism mug.Noun (plural). It means the sort of assholes who try to get their advert accepted as an Urban Dictionary definition. The sort of people who try to get a flattering definition accepted, of themselves if they haven't got any friends, or of some female if they think it will help them get into her knickers. These are the same sort of people who will attempt to get an unflattering description of someone accepted as a definition because that person has pissed them off and they are too weak or chicken shit to do anything else about it.
In short they are people who are weak, ineffectual and friendless, a failed evolutionary experiment that should be consigned to Mother Nature's rubbish dump. Incidentally the noun singular (Winky) is also the name given to a minutely small penis - says it all really.
In short they are people who are weak, ineffectual and friendless, a failed evolutionary experiment that should be consigned to Mother Nature's rubbish dump. Incidentally the noun singular (Winky) is also the name given to a minutely small penis - says it all really.
"Some wankers are try to get a plug for their website on Urban Dictionary as a definition ."
"What a crowd of winkies!"
"What a crowd of winkies!"
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Get the winking boner mug.A style of winking perfected by Miss April May. The "wonton" prefix presumably refers to a chinese dumpling, often served with various spices and noodles, although April May shares no likenesses with a dumpling besides her (lack of) intelligence.
Judge: {to April May} The witness will refrain from wonton winking!
- The Judge, Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney
- The Judge, Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney
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Wineist is more then wine enthusiast. Wineist is a member of a new movement "Wineism" which represents the new era of wine appreciation.
There was Communism, Socialism, Capitalism... now it is time for wine - Wineism. Wineist is a proud member of it.
Wineist doesn't just drink the wine, he/she is observing the color, smells the fruits and flowers in it, tastes it and enjoys it, without prejudice.
Wineist is more then wine enthusiast. Wineist is a member of a new movement "Wineism" which represents the new era of wine appreciation.
There was Communism, Socialism, Capitalism... now it is time for wine - Wineism. Wineist is a proud member of it.
Wineist doesn't just drink the wine, he/she is observing the color, smells the fruits and flowers in it, tastes it and enjoys it, without prejudice.
Random person: What kind of wine do you like?
Wineist: It depends on the current mood, food, smell in the air, season, time of the day... I like different wine on a different occasion but I love wine in general.
Wineist: It depends on the current mood, food, smell in the air, season, time of the day... I like different wine on a different occasion but I love wine in general.
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