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Noun (plural). It means the sort of assholes who try to get their advert accepted as an Urban Dictionary definition. The sort of people who try to get a flattering definition accepted, of themselves if they haven't got any friends, or of some female if they think it will help them get into her knickers. These are the same sort of people who will attempt to get an unflattering description of someone accepted as a definition because that person has pissed them off and they are too weak or chicken shit to do anything else about it.

In short they are people who are weak, ineffectual and friendless, a failed evolutionary experiment that should be consigned to Mother Nature's rubbish dump. Incidentally the noun singular (Winky) is also the name given to a minutely small penis - says it all really.
"Some wankers are try to get a plug for their website on Urban Dictionary as a definition ."
"What a crowd of winkies!"
Winkies by AKACroatalin March 18, 2015

winekiss 

After a sip of wine, the soft touch of anothers lips, in a perfect moment, with a taste of wine left on the lips.

The amount of wine shared can vary...from merely the hint of a bouquet...to a robust lip coating...but if it actually passes between the lips, to the other person, it becomes a wine snowball.

Winekisses become self-perpetuating. Since wine makes two people amorous...winekisses lead to more winekisses.
She didnt like dry cabernets...but when he gave her a nice winekiss with it...she couldnt get enough!
winekiss by Eastlakebob January 8, 2009

The Winkies 

When you're so tired that you start acting all loopy, giggling at everything, making no sense, etc. Also referred to as being "sleepy-drunk."
Man, you should have heard the ridiculous stuff that Tiff started saying around 2AM. She had the winkies and she couldn't stop giggling at the word 'buttons.'
The Winkies by Latishaz March 17, 2011
The art of playing cards, in particular the game called 79.

Winkism is the tactic whereby any card scoring more than 5 is considered large, this results in a heavy loss of points each time a card is thrown. The player that adopts the winkism tactic has a well known mantra: if it's less than 5 I can stay alive, if it scores 10 I'll pass it to the men.
A good winkism hand will be ace set, 2 set
Winkism by The 2 armed bandit February 10, 2014
Nudists over the age of 29 usually develop tan lines under the crease of their butt. When standing still they cannot be seen, but when someone is walking away the untanned regions will flash in alternation.

The only tanlines she had were her winkies.
winkies by Jeffo December 2, 2005

winekiss 

After a sip of wine, the soft touch of anothers lips, in a perfect moment, with a taste of wine left on the lips.

The amount of wine shared can vary...from merely the hint of bouquet...to a robust lip coating...but if it actually passes between the lips, to the other person, it becomes a wine snowball.

Winekisses become self-perpetuating. Since wine makes two people amorous...winekisses lead to more winekisses.
She didnt like dry cabernets...but when he winekissed her with it...she couldnt get enough!
winekiss by Eastlakebob January 2, 2008
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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