wing commander 

A man that has achieved certification in all of the 'wing ' categories

white wings
Brown wings
Red wings
yellow wings

A true adventurer in sexual exploration

Jeff gained his 4 wings from his willing girlfriend and thus ascended to the rank of wing commander

wing commander by ermo September 8, 2004

wing commander 

A man who leads by example when it comes to women. When approaching a group of women he is the one who does all the talking.broke the ice with this pair of crackers last night, ended up pulling and having a great laugh.

The wing commander

wing commander by Smiaras May 6, 2004

Wing Commander 

An awesome 2.5D futuristic flight combat sim for the SNES. It was renowned for it's cinematic presentation and fun gameplay.

kid with SNES: Fuck homework, I'm gonna play Wing Commander.

Wing Commander by mr_bigmouth_502 December 9, 2008

Red Wing Commander 

Much like the traditional definition (engaging in oral sex on a female while she is menstrating), but to gain Commander status you must bite the tampon string and violently shake your head from side to side leaving the Commander stripes on your cheeks.

Bill: You got your Red Wings?
Frank: Dude, I'm a Red Wing Commander.
Bill: Gross.

Red Wing Commander by The_Reverend July 21, 2006

Master Wing Commander

a man (or women) who has mastered the art of being a wingman

"Hey what do you think of that girl over there?"
"hmmm...she likes slow jazz and walks on the beach....oh! and she has a cat named jeff"
"How do you know that just from looking at her?"
"Dude i am a master wing commander!"

Master Wing Commander by Oneliners June 30, 2009

The Wing Commander 

The Wing Commander is a person who does something in an impromptu manner, improvising, with little preparation or actual knowledge of the subject.

"The Wing Commander"
Peter taking an emergency call and only getting very little information and then guessing or making up the rest in a very poor attempt at appearing competent at one's job.
i.e WINGING IT !!

The Wing Commander by The Captain Pugwash April 26, 2008

wingcommander 

someone who got awarded their brownwings.

got your brown wings last nite. you're now a fella wingcommander.

wingcommander by manu October 16, 2003