Definitions by The_Reverend

Canadian Tuxedo 

When a person wears a denim jacket with jeans. Usually accentuated by a lame T-shirt.

Billy Jack was a big fan of Canadian tuxedoes.

Canadian Tuxedo by The_Reverend August 21, 2006

Red Wing Commander 

Much like the traditional definition (engaging in oral sex on a female while she is menstrating), but to gain Commander status you must bite the tampon string and violently shake your head from side to side leaving the Commander stripes on your cheeks.

Bill: You got your Red Wings?
Frank: Dude, I'm a Red Wing Commander.
Bill: Gross.

Red Wing Commander by The_Reverend July 21, 2006