Wine aunt

An aunt with little to no interest in having children. Has much more interest in having a free and carefree life than the responsibilities of a family.

No I don’t think Miranda’s the mom friend I think she has wine aunt energy

Wine aunt by Haveyoutriedturningitoffandon May 22, 2021

Wine aunt

A woman who doesn’t have children and or doesn’t want them, and is always traveling and seeing the world. She occasionally comes to visit her nieces and nephews and brings them cool gifts from her latest adventure. Bonus points is she wears a scarf around her neck and has a cherry red Vespa.

My wine aunt is visiting!! I can’t wait to hear about what cool things she’s been up to while she’s been seeing traveling

Wine aunt by Therightansweryadig October 3, 2021

Wine Aunt

A woman who claims to be liberal and open minded, but it is authoritarian, judgmental, and prone to shutting out any opinion that differs than her worldview. Often, has no children or just one, but nevertheless adopts a matronly status because of the authority motherhood lends her voice.

Karen, the wine aunt, sipped her Merlot as she cussed out people as monsters for questioning the qualifications of her favorite Democratic politicians on Facebook. She then blocked them when they asked her to eleborate.

Wine Aunt by IronBear76 May 20, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008