An aunt with little to no interest in having children. Has much more interest in having a free and carefree life than the responsibilities of a family.
No I don’t think Miranda’s the mom friend I think she has wineaunt energy
A woman who doesn’t have children and or doesn’t want them, and is always traveling and seeing the world. She occasionally comes to visit her nieces and nephews and brings them cool gifts from her latest adventure. Bonus points is she wears a scarf around her neck and has a cherry red Vespa.
My wineaunt is visiting!! I can’t wait to hear about what cool things she’s been up to while she’s been seeing traveling
A woman who claims to be liberal and open minded, but it is authoritarian, judgmental, and prone to shutting out any opinion that differs than her worldview. Often, has no children or just one, but nevertheless adopts a matronly status because of the authority motherhood lends her voice.
Karen, the wine aunt, sipped her Merlot as she cussed out people as monsters for questioning the qualifications of her favorite Democratic politicians on Facebook. She then blocked them when they asked her to eleborate.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.