noun. someone that jacks off on a Friday night in his room, forgets to lock the door, while another male person suddenly comes in, acutely drunk and yells "carry on good sir". Afterwards he fervently denies what happened by calling everyone lying fucks, inferring that you did.
adj.; to speak only to critique, complain, or bitch with a mumbling voice, never doing anything to change the problems being complained about.
ex. noun. Blake pulled a Wineballs last weekend.
ex. adj. Zack has been speaking wineballishly last night.
1) Someone who lacks complete confidence, Hesitates when speaking and defends himslef when you shake his hand because he is so used to people hitting him.
The gentle caress of a woman's singular eyelash on the underside of your balls as she winks.
Part 2 of D Procedure.
Do not get a Winkballs on its own or else you risk a case of diablimblimbsaphumphalis.
Keete gave the entire squad a Winkballs. So now we have the blimblimbs.
Peanutoffered me a Winkballs but I politely declined.
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.