Windows FP

Windows FP (aka: Windows Fisher Price), is the successor to Windows 2000.

Also known as 'Windows XP'. This was the last stand of a dying corporation to save itself, from itself. The interface was designed by the team who delivered the Apple Macintosh almost twenty years earlier, but is neither as stable, nor as easy to use.

Windows FP was seen by many as an attempt to make the Windows OS more Mac-like. However, with a GUI incapable of smooth transitions, the results appear more like melted-candy corn than the inimitable Mac OS X that it tries so hard to be.

Visual cues apparently have been taken from the local kindergarden. Everything is either big, lurid, or unnecessary (sometimes all three). Plagued with problems throughout, it's party-piece was it's ability to crash all by itself.

Me: "Dude, is that your lil' bro's toy you rollin'?"
You: "No dude, it's my new Windows FP"

by little-miss can't do wrong March 4, 2007

WindowsFireWalI

It protect your computer from viruses

Hmmm, maybe i should add a FireWalI to windows :/ (WindowsFireWalI)

by WindowsFireWalI May 13, 2017

windows7phobic

basically every program 2020 or after

I hate adobe, its so windows7phobic

by odinhirules April 11, 2021

WindowsFan LongIslandRailRoad

an goofy ahh kid
who copy and paste everyone comments and called everyone bots and bashed people opinion and lied his age, backup account 13, 15

and call people racist for dms
and lied to another backup account called annoying orange

he reality pretend to be bellathewolf, budsfor

WindowsFan LongIslandRailRoad: Fuck you kid get a life you bot no one asked
Everyone: 💀

by TheRealDarkSecretEnds February 25, 2023