This levitation charm is the incantation used by witches and wizards to either fly or levitate by the winds of their anuses. The caster mutters the incantation and points their wand before farting in public and taking to the skies. It is one of the first spells taught to the students of Hogwarts, but it was originally concepted by GilstrapTV as a takeoff from the phrase "Windgardium Leviosa" from which he constructed the idea.
*points wand*

"Windgardium Fartiosa!"

*farts and jumps looking upward*

*prances away*
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 9, 2023
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