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Weedlight Saving Time

When you set your clock forward one hour at 3:20 so you can have an excuse to smoke the last of your pot and then an hour later you can tell someone else it's 4:20 and you have none "you'll hit them back next time". :
"Hey man you said you only had a blunt of that left but now you're telling me you got high all day long yesterday.. what the funk!?!?" -steve

"Hey man yesterday was Weedlight Saving Time.. get off a hobos back, ya heard." -other steve

wifelight 

When you are really in the mood but your boo is super tired so you just use her as a sexual vessel.
“I was super horny last night but my wife was exhausted after Pilates so I totally used her as a wifelight
wifelight by Rrosekely August 5, 2018

Wipelightenment 

The different day for every person when they discover the benefits and enjoyment that comes from switching from toilet paper to baby wipes. Once you have reached Wipelightenment, you will see the world in a brighter light. With a cleaner you, you will do better at work, in school and in your relationship.
"After defecating for many years without the use of baby wipes and only Scott toilet paper, I have reached a state of Wipelightenment and my anus and being are in a euphoric state."
Wipelightenment by Cleeva February 13, 2012

windblight 

Man what was nintendo thinking, how did revali die to windblight?

Wildnightmare 

The Guy who wants a Nuke Mod
Oh Wildnightmare
Wildnightmare by TheRealGeby May 26, 2021