Wind fucker 

Wind fucker is someone who doesn't do shit and isn't helping at all so he is just standing there fucking the wind.

Why isn't he helping, what a wind fucker.

Look at your score you wind fucker, start playing.

Wind fucker by Potator December 26, 2019

windfucker 

a blowhard; an obnoxious, ambitious person; a social climber

Did you ever hear such a windfucker as this?

windfucker by Hieronimo November 8, 2008

windfucked 

verb

Its when you get blown really hard by wind that when you go back inside you look like you had a really good roll in the hay.

Wow that was crazy I just got windfucked out there!

windfucked by krissyanthamum December 16, 2011

windfucker 

Someone who fucks himself. Not limited to the literal sense of the word.

"If you masturbate against the wind, you're a windfucker, okay? You're going to have a bad time."

John Doe just told everyone that he stole the caramel bars. No one would have known that. He is a windfucker.

windfucker by sukebe November 18, 2006