Dick Winds

The gas that leaves a man's penis after having it filled with air from a bike pump.

Man, I've been letting out these dick winds all day after that pump off last night.

by skulldark May 20, 2009

Dick Wind

The stench created by your balls/taint, then is projected upon your peers in a very unflattering manner.

My Persian girlfriend caught a whiff of my ferocious dick and decided she had better things to do.

A man jogged past Robert and Nick in the park and he had BAD Dick Wind. Damn bad.

by Dick Wind February 23, 2011

Dick Wind

Whatever you want to to be.

See that girl over there, gave her the dick wind last night.
Damn, what's the smell/sound? Oh, that's the dick wind.
Last night was so awesome, I woke up this morning and got the dick wind.
Hey dude can I get some of that? Nah man get your own dick wind.

by FitzyFTW November 19, 2014

Dick winded

Getting your dick (penis) farted on whilst at the urinal

Christian aka Ricky Bobby got dick winded when he was taking a piss at the urinal when Gazza stood next to him at & farted on his dick.

by Stink bomber December 8, 2021

wind dick

The term used when you gut wind burn on your dick from flashing people out of the window of your car

“I heard David got a really bad case of wind dick when he went to the beach last year”

by Dick pickle May 26, 2018

Dick winded

The act of inflating a used fleshlight, then blowing the air out towards somebody else.

Dude, I totally dick winded her last night!

by Thotomas prime March 1, 2019

Wind your dick in

When a man tries to use his perceived male superiority (physical, intellect, experience, seniority at work etc), this phrase can be offered in response by a female. Can be useful in dealing with attempts at mansplaining.

Derived from the phrase “wind your neck in”.

“I didn’t ask to be told how to get the computer to work, Roger. Wind your dick in!”

by Wight Eggy January 22, 2025