The gas that leaves a man's penis after having it filled with air from a bike pump.
Man, I've been letting out these dick winds all day after that pump off last night.
by skulldark May 20, 2009
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The stench created by your balls/taint, then is projected upon your peers in a very unflattering manner.
My Persian girlfriend caught a whiff of my ferocious dick and decided she had better things to do.

A man jogged past Robert and Nick in the park and he had BAD Dick Wind. Damn bad.
by Dick Wind February 4, 2011
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See that girl over there, gave her the dick wind last night.
Damn, what's the smell/sound? Oh, that's the dick wind.
Last night was so awesome, I woke up this morning and got the dick wind.
Hey dude can I get some of that? Nah man get your own dick wind.
by FitzyFTW November 19, 2014
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Getting your dick (penis) farted on whilst at the urinal
Christian aka Ricky Bobby got dick winded when he was taking a piss at the urinal when Gazza stood next to him at & farted on his dick.
by Stink bomber December 8, 2021
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"Did you see Tom, he forgot his lines and just stood there waving his dick in the wind"

"You just left me there, I was there all alone waving my dick in the wind"
by cockshitballs August 3, 2007
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Taking a chance, possibly looking foolish while doing so.
"I'm waving my dick in the wind, waving my dick in the wind
If I make it through the night everything will be alright, But I'm waving my dick in the wind" -Ween
by MostestEverest October 10, 2009
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showing interest in someone who doesn't seem to show interest back
"I thought she was into me, but I was just waving my dick in the wind"
by mrdew December 21, 2017
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