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Willy wangler 

To obtain a willy by deceitive or manipulative methods.;
Or
Someone who leaves their facebook signed in, in the vacinity of people likely to change the best part of their profile to phallic symbols and status'.
Rob was willy wangling when he left his laptop on the lap of a malicious, fat woman.;
Or
Byron is a flange stomping willy wangler.;
Or
Margery is a serial willy wangler.
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Willy wangler 

Friend: *dies in videogame*
Me: oh you LITTLE willy wangler
Willy wangler by Macduck November 23, 2023

Willy Waggler 

Mom: 'Just caught Andy jerking off again'

Dad: 'Again?! He's a right little Willy Waggler isn't he'
Willy Waggler by Comfy94s July 12, 2011

Willy wangles 

Friend: *draws dick*
Me: STOP DRAWING WILLY WANGLES
Willy wangles by Macduck November 23, 2023

wally wankler 

When a male tosses off two boys at the same time and slaps them both together until they cum
Ben-"I was tossing off Sam and Eddie and before they finished I slapped their dicks together"
Joe-"You did a wally wankler?!"
Ben-"I guess I did"
Party rock anthem
wally wankler by Pastarus September 21, 2014
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019