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William Floyd High School

A natural habitat for monkeys, most who hang out by south lobby and do the "twerk"
Steve: Hey Paul, wanna go to the vending machine by the south lobby and get a snack

Paul: Hell no! The monkeys will tear us apart

Steve:I almost forgot, we're at William Floyd High School

william floyd high school

more crimes happen here than in prison and shanks are sold in the school store
hey jimmy
hey mr davidson, whats up
nutin much how was your day

ok i only got stabbed seven times
welcome to william floyd high school

William Floyd High School

William floyd is where people fight on the first day, the teachers care about ur work more than you, and people bring their pet rat to school and let it loose. Oh also people wear shorts with their ass out and no one cares :)
steve: what school u go to?
patricia: i go to william floyd high school. i hate it wbu?
s: oh ur musty
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