William Calley 

noun; a incredibly sheepish person of lower, yet significant authority that has no ability to think for themselves and simply follows orders from those above him/ her. They lack any type of conscience, heart, or initiative of their own and are never self-accountable for their actions. Due to this and their often common "brown nosing", they are often favored by the wicked, are hardly ever in trouble, and often evade punishment for any unjust actions they make.

"Hey, our sales have fallen dramatically since our competition introduced that new laptop."
"Damn, aiite let's create some fake invoices and fudge our sales numbers"
"Nah dude, that's wrong. I ain't no William Calley."

William Calley by LilzHotzCoco August 21, 2023

Carley Williams 

best girlfriend ever love of my life

Please love me Carley Williams !

Carley Williams by loserkid October 17, 2021

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016