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Willard High School 

A place where many learn from screaming beasts that u have no idea where they came from or what they want, but you pretend to listen and try not to kill yourself in front of everyone. Then, of course, there are the teachers.

Many believe no one can kick their ass...they tend to reach an average height of 5'1"
I was walking through willard high school...my soul seems a little bit emptier...
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Willard High School 

A place filled with over cocky students, and teachers who are focused on telling the kids that they have no faults. The school district actually gives the art programs money and the bands enforce a band fee.

This means that the High School Band has way to much money and can pay a great drill maker.

They seem to win at every competition they're at, but they don't even have the kahonas to congratulate other bands.

As a result, other opposing bands have a hard time saying the name "Willard" without giving it a a mocking ring, such as the one called out over the intercom at Ozarko.
"Best auxiliary ! Willard!"
"Best Drumline ! Willard!"

"...Thrid Place!... Rockwood!"
the rest of us: "Stop choosing Springfield bands!!"
"...Second Place!... WILLARD High School!"
the rest of us: "Willard didn't get first!!! Yeah!!!"
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026

Gayborhood 

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.
"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."
Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006
Word of the Day on July 14, 2026
A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005
Word of the Day on July 13, 2026