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now nothing will ever hurt 

Now nothing will ever hurt them again!
These are traditional words of condolence in my family over death.
Now nothing will ever hurt them again!

I will eliminate the middle class

A quote from CallMeCarsonLive's SMP Live Minecraft Video "The Strangest Crossover In Minecraft History." In which Junky Janker, the voice actor of the cartoon network character Gumball, from The Amazing World Of Gumball, says "I will eliminate the middle class", in the church of Ethos.
"Hello, welcome for... welcome to church! Thankyou for attending!

Uhhmm... Very cool! Ah.. I will eliminate the middle class!!...
Thank you for attending, thank you, praise The Lord!" - Junky Janker

man who will eat his own nuts 

someone who plays brawl stars and wants to fuck the girls in the game
Mr P: "There goes a man who will eat his own nuts."
Mr S: " Golly you're right, it's your DAD!"

It will end in tears 

A statement made out of sheer bitterness in order to mock the happiness of others because you are unable to achieve such.
Look at Segun's relationship, they look so happy but it will end in tears

You will eat the bugs 

A phrase used to reference or mock the increasing obsession of politicians and activists generally associated with the World Economic Forum to replace meat-eating and cattle farming with "insect protein" from cockroaches, crickets, and other disgusting land-bugs.

Mostly used in 4chan as well as in conservative or anti-New World Order circles, with several conspiracy theories associated as to WHY they would want everyone to eat bugs instead of cows.
Some of those theories include...

- "Non-sea bugs are full of chitin in their exoskeleton, which unlike sea-bugs, cannot be removed or cooked away. Chitin is indigestible to human bodies and causes several illnesses including forms of cancer if overconsumed, therefore the elite want their human cattle to eat bugs to make them weak, dull, mentally deficient and sick."
- "Humilliation ritual from the Jews in power to make non-Jews eat disgusting cockroaches while Jews continue to enjoy beef because bugs aren't Kosher and therefore Jews would be the only ones exempted from eating bugs. Making them eat bugs would be anti-semitic."
- "It's a way of breaking the people's will to make them submit to absolutely anything the elite wants, no matter how disgusting or otherwise unacceptable."
>You WILL live in the pod
>You WILL marry the transwoman
>You WILL eat the bugs
>You WILL own nothing
>And you WILL be happy.
You will eat the bugs by Dusknoir September 21, 2022

The Most Amazing Guy You Will Ever Meet 

The basic sentence people used to begin writing definitions about themselves on urban dictionary, normally followed by words of "godlike looks, great lover, best boyfriend or the kindest nicest person you will ever meet"
James is the most amazing guy you will ever meet.
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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