Wiinius 

n. Someone who is far too good at Nintendo Wii for their own health.

- That's my eighteenth home run in a row.
- You're a Wiinius. Now do your homework.

Wiinius by Dave Hooke January 14, 2007

wiinis

or wiinii. a nintendo wii controller.

"press A on your wiinis so we can skip the replay."

wiinis by Ruthless Johnson September 8, 2007

Wiinis

When the two entities Wii and man become one. Being in the state of one-ness with the Nintendo Wii gaming console.

Also spelled: Wiiness

Stan's Wiinis is strong... he has been playing the Wii for days without interruption.

Wiinis by Wingo November 30, 2006

Wiinis

A Wii gamer's virtual penis size based on his or her feats and accomplishments on the Nintendo Wii.

A player's wiinis size can also be carried over from gamecubenis, sixty-fournis, snesnis, and nesnis sizes.

Also, anyone with a wiinis scoffs at anyone with a P.S.threenis or a three-sixtenis.

Greg- Did you hear what Claudia did?

Anthony- Ya dude! I heard she beat Zelda in 1 hour!

Greg- She did? I didn't even know that! She also invited WiiMaster3000 over to her house and totally owned him in Red Steel's 2 player mode!

Anthony- Woah! She must have the biggest wiinis ever!

**WiiMaster3000 walks in**

WiiMaster3000- Shut up guys you know my wiinis is way bigger than Claudia's!

Greg- Compared to Claudia, all you've got is a tiny P.S.threenis!

Wiinis by Mark wD. December 11, 2008

wiinus 

When ur plyain on teh wii and u swing it so hard on teh wiibmote that u it swing out of ur hand and flyin in the air and it does come down on ur elbow over the weenis LOL

o shit..wiinus!!

did u see that wiinus just now!?

got a bad wiinus about this...

wiinus by soupsnsalids January 6, 2008

wiinis

The wireless device used in playing Nintendo Wii games.

You have to be careful playing Wii bowling or your wiinis will slip from your hand and hit the TV.

wiinis by Maine Coon Cat March 8, 2008

Wiinis

Slang for a gamer with a small penis.

"Hey I was playing Wii-fi with this guy and hes played 2089 matches!"

"I wouldn't be suprised if he had a Wiinis

Wiinis by Chasezorz July 15, 2010