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Somone who annoys another human to the point of considering a mass genocide against a race followed closly by death by koala
Guy 1: Dude what happened last night

Guy 2: My God, That guy was such a wigton that i was considering reenacting the holocost
wigton by ?@@@$5234 April 13, 2008
Words you can keep
1. A surname, albeit rare, originating from the English town of Wigton, Cumberland. If said fast or casually it is often hard to spell via pronunciation.

2. A town in Wigton, Cumberland, England. It is a thriving, bustling market town.
Example one:

Secretary: Can I get your last name?
Guy: It's wigton.
Secretary: OK Wingtown, is that it?
Guy: Uh, it's wigton...
Secretary: Spell it for me?
Guy: W-I-G-T-O-N. Is that it!?
Secretary: W... I... N...G...T...O...N... Ok! Here you go wington! Come back later! *closes window*
Guy: SON OF A BITCH.

Example 2:
Get off yer arse and go to the weekly auction, loving wife.
wigton by Toontaco September 7, 2013

Jacob wigton 

likes to do the nasty in his nasty.
he is such a Jacob Wigton.
Jacob wigton by Crap shooter October 25, 2016

wilton lacrosse 

A tradition of excellence. A team comprised of some of the best lacrosse players in the United States. Winners of twenty State Championships and thirteen FCIAC between 1974 and 2004.
-Hey who are those lacrosse players over there?
-O that's the Wilton Lacrosse team.
-Are they good?
-Yea they are the best...much better then those Darien D-bags!

Dirty Wintoneak 

A porn moustache, typically grown by hockey players, which is slightly thinner and less full than normal.
Dude, when that goalie took off his helmet, I totally saw he had a Dirty Wintoneak!
Dirty Wintoneak by Dr. Chauchshow October 14, 2009

winton community academy 

A school full of snakes , hoes , skanks and wanna be roadmen
Oi did you see that lad

Yeah goes to winton community academy
He's a right roadman
He is the leader of a group of people or an organization, or the one has the ability to do this. A person responsible for controlling or administering an organization or group of staff A person who is proficient in sports and other forms of physical exercise .A person with highly developed intellectual powers, especially one whose profession involves intellectual activity. A truely well manner, gorgeous boy who is a surprise to everyone. He has got everything a person wants. A full on smart and handsome boy. Adventurous, Enjoyable, Sexy, Perfect person. The hardworker.
All boys love to be like Winton.
Winton by hikj August 24, 2018
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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