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A cultural black-hole in the centre of England inhabitted by things approaching homo-sapiens. Notorious for its population's inbreeding and disregard for social standards, Wigston has become one of the top 50 'Chav-towns' of the UK. Not unlike some other areas of the UK (such as Scarborough et al.), Wigston's air is composed of very different substances to the rest of the world; at last test, the pot/cigarette smoke level was at 20,000 parts per million, making the air almost unbreathable by all except hardened residents and chavs.

Despite the fact that the majority of Wigston is a God-forsaken hell-hole, there are some isolated pockets of civilisation, such as where 'the writer' lives and Birkenshaw's geography classroom. Other areas whose population's combined IQ is more than 10 include the public library and most of the local dog kenels.

Places to avoid in Wigston include Willow park, Blaby road park (commonly known as 'Down Souf'), McDonalds, Welford road, Little Hill, Guthlaxton college, South Wigston, the Monsell, Oadby road and more-or-less everywhere else.
"Y'all ever go to Wigston?"
"Yeah, went there last week."
"What'cha think?"
"Biggest piece of POC on the planet. I hope it gets nuked. Oh, other than Birkenshaw's domain."
"Woo! Birko!"

A typical Wigston conversation:
"YOO B'LAD!! Yaz wanna go down 'souf and eat some a'dose firecrackaz?"
"Yeah, boi! Soundez badazz!! Shouldz ahh bring Rahi!?"
"Nahh mahn, he'z dah shit..."
Wigston by Shatty Fatmas September 25, 2007
Words you can keep

south wigston high school 

The school is fucking shit and poor with a head mistress who looks like trani who’s sucks clit for side p’s. Most girls there are just scatty and need to fix up fr and the lads are just pussys who act bad and hard when they are just not known tbf. I got told that the examiner man takes gyalldem out of their exams to pound them in the dance studio.
Oh ye no wonder Susan goes to south wigston high school.

South Wigston High School 

This is a school full of chavs and bitchy girls. There are fights pretty much everyday and the school is shit.
Jimmy: Oh look theres a school.
Sarah: You dont want to go there its full of chavs.
Jimmy: It must be South Wigston High School

Winston Damion Reyes 

When you get mad for absolutely no reason or you are overall sensitive and have anger issues
damn bro, you acting like a whole Winston Damion Reyes right now, getting mad for no reason

Dallas Winston 

The hottest Greaser from The Outsiders, he was shot and killed by the police. He was seventeen when he died. His nickname is Dally, and the saddest part of the movie is when he dies, and what is crazy is that his last word was..... "Pony". Dallas was played by Matt Dillon.
Man, I am in love with Dallas Winston, he is so hot!
Dallas Winston by it's me you're me November 11, 2017

Talk to Winston Churchill 

"Can we please stop at the next pull-in? I have to talk to Winston Churchill."

winston aim 

A word to describe someone's shitty aim in a video game. The origin comes from the character "Winston" in overwatch that takes no skill to aim.
"OMG XQC LOOK AT THAT WINSTON AIM :OMEGALUL:". "SOOOO BAD WINSTON AIM."
winston aim by AJChey May 22, 2021
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High School Liquid 

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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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