Hellminion's definitions

ThakPizza

When a sad old man gets sent a bunch of cash on delivery pizzas, but his online chat life is so important that he prefers to get kicked out of his rented room, aka fake mansion, to admitting he was heavily trolled. Suffers from deep depression and mild stages of dementia

Hers goes that poor old Thakpizza man. So lonely

by Hellminion November 27, 2025

WiganCAMWanker

BDS - Baby Dick Syndrome drunk from Wigan. Claims to have been a pro cam wanker but due to alcohol and meds can’t get it up anymore.

I was walking by the pub and saw an old WiganCAMWanker

by Hellminion November 11, 2025

WiganPisser

When a Wigan racist prick gets so drunk he pisses in his own bed without even noticing it, and then logs to a chat room and tells everyone

Here goes that WiganPisser again he’s hopeless

by Hellminion November 9, 2025

Thak Diabetes

When diabetes are so bad that even the tip of your penis gangrenes, eventually making the entire shaft to fall off !

There goes another case of Thak Diabetes

by Hellminion November 2, 2025

ArtistCronin

Frustrated failed artist who paints house for a living to buy food. Too old to be going up and down scaffolds , might end up breaking his neck

There goes ArtistCronin for another Sunday job

by Hellminion October 11, 2025

LoonieKev

A lunatic that thinks he’s going to save mankind through a chat room. He’s followed only by two green loonie stooges ! Deeply schizophrenic and deeply bipolar. He’s favorite place in the world is a soft padded room.

There he goes again our friend LoonieKev that thinks he’s god

by Hellminion October 5, 2025

Hoops67

WEEE====POOF===BUSWANKA===Dated Himself for 10years WEE==PAIGEEEEE MINGE

There’s goes a chat loser hoops67

by Hellminion September 29, 2025