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Hey Joe, remember when you logged countless hours as a post-grad in computer science helping to create some foundation for the internet? Well your efforts shouldn't be in vain, we're now hooked up with interface wirelessly and calling it Wi-Fi.
by qtimo December 27, 2009
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A term used to describe someone who is "Half-White, Half-Filipino".
Person 1: So you're just white, right?
Person 2: No, actually I'm Wi-Fi!
Person 1: Wow, that's so cool. Let me guess. You're father was in the military and got stationed in the Philippines?
Person 2: Haha, yup!
by Yeagermeister_96 September 10, 2018
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A thing we always blame for being very shitty.
(wifi goes out)
Me: "Fuck! The wifi so shitty here."
by Dubiks November 17, 2018
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Wireless Fucking Internet

Wi-Fi internet offered in many residential and commercial buildings throughout the world. In most cases, the wireless is credible and can be used for most types of web browsing. But you may occasionally stumble upon the crappy wireless. Good for downloading web pages and web pages alone.
Girl: Hey, I'm heading to the store. Want to come along? They have Wi-Fi...

Guy: Sure, I'm gonna bring my laptop so I can pirate their Wireless Fucking Internet!!!
by Bill Schneiut March 16, 2008
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What You Use To Get Hooked Up To The Internet. Pom Is A Girl Who's Into Internet & Needs It So She Can Check Her Social Media, Like Facewoof, Gtail, Reddig, & Tumfur. She Complains That There Isn't Any Wi-Fi On Her Computer.
Pom: If This Is Bikini Bottom, Then Where Da Wi-Fi? In Bikini Bottom, Shouldn't There Be Ultra High Speed Wi-Fi Everywhere?
Spongebob Squarepants: Wi-Fi? What's That?
It's What You Use To Get Hooked Up To The Internet & I Need Da Wi-Fi!
Spongebob Squarepants: Well, I Don't Know Where Wi-Fi Is.
by Handle Here April 13, 2018
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Girl1: i saw Carrie yesterday with a guy. They went inside the motel.
Girl2: what did they do in a motel?
Girl1: duh??thay had wi-fi.
by Emar cullen December 20, 2012
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