wifie

act of seeing a hot girl and telling your friends that is future wifie right there

yo that girl she dont know it yet but that is wifie right there damn

by brent griffin August 28, 2007

wifi

without it i life is meaningless

wifi is love wifi is life

by kkkkanyewest January 18, 2017

wifi

A thing we always blame for being very shitty.

(wifi goes out)
Me: "Fuck! The wifi so shitty here."

by Dubiks November 18, 2018

wifi-by

The act of temporarily using an available wifi signal whilst in the process of driving or being passenger in a car.

guy 1:"So how did you find the circus so fast, I thought you were lost?"

guy 2:"I was lost, thankfully I found a Starbuck's and performed a wifi-by on my Dash and got some proper directions."

by spacemigrant November 11, 2008

wify

The state of hyphy-like fun experienced with wine and the internet (WIF=Wine Internet Fun).

Instead of going out to a bar, Dave decided to stay at home and get wify.

by dmhoro March 7, 2009

WiFi

Hell for old people.

Ah! WiFi is so confusing to us elderly dudes!

by someone on the date of : October 22, 2018

wifi

another word for: blow job, head, sucking on the dick

ex: damn! that bitch gave good wifi

by Billy Peterson May 7, 2008